Peakland People
Name:
Mr
Jed I Knight
(click to enlarge)Drop me a line if you
have one you think I might like to add
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Peakland People |
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Name:
Mr
Jed I Knight
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| Job: Architect | |
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I am regarded by some as a
grumpy old man, however I enjoy turning out for the
cricket team and am an avid user of
the village library. Reading being a great solace since my wife passed
away. I enjoy a pint down at my local the
Pig & Whistle (as well as a good pint they have prettier barmaids). I am
regarded as being vocal in my opposition to the way the village has been and
continues to be treated by local politicians (particularly
our MP). The local authority currently is pursuing me over lack of
planning permission for an outside privvy I erected in the front garden (shown
below).When
it comes to politicians they all tell me they are sincere but I find a
sincere politician an oxymoron. Come to think of it Oxymoron is one itself,
(oxy=sharp, moron=dull) any way I have listed a
few
others below. |
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| The disputed "Privvy": | |
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| Some of my favourite Oxymorons: | |
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Drop me a line if you
have one you think I might like to add
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| Awfully nice | |
| Cautiously Optimistic | |
| Christian Scientist | |
| Clearly Misunderstood | |
| Click the start button to shut down | |
| Crash Landing | |
| Doing Nothing | |
| Dry Martini | |
| Educated Guess | |
| Fatally Injured | |
| Fun Run | |
| Good Grief | |
| Hard Water | |
| Holy War | |
| Honest Politician | |
| Light Heavyweight | |
| Paid Volunteer | |
| Pretty Ugly | |
| Religious Tolerance | |
| Sincere Politician | |
| Stand Down | |
| Suicide Victim | |
| Titanium woods | |
| Uninvited Guest | |
| Virtual Reality | |
| War Games | |