Peakland People

Name: Rick Kleiner                                                                                                       

• A computer can wait forever for you. Well, unless the unexpected error message came out.
• A computer doesn’t compare you with it’s past users.
• A computer doesn’t get calls from it’s past users while you’re logged in.
• Computers do everything you tell them to. They obey you 100%.
• Computers don’t get mad at you if you use other computers.
• Computers don’t play head games unless you ask them to.
• A computer is nicely designed and big in all the right places.
• A computer won’t fall in love with you just because you have sex.
• A computer doesn’t tell you how terrific it’s past users have been.
• A computer won’t ask, “Are you in?”
• A computer won’t ask, “Is there another computer?”
• A computer doesn’t mind how excited you get.
• A computer won’t say, “Let’s just be friends.”
• An average computer session lasts five hours.
• A computer won’t even talk about marriage.
• A computer won’t get bitchy if you’re slow to respond.
• A computer won’t mind how many other accounts you have, or if you keep getting new ones.
• A computer won’t shave with your razor.
• A computer doesn’t cross-examine you every time you log in.
• Computers are easy to turn on.
• Computers are ready when you are.
• Computers are very responsive.
• Computers don’t insist on foreplay.
• Computers don’t get pregnant.
• Computers don’t care about age differences.
• Computers don’t care if you’re married.
• Computers don’t make you meet their parents.
• Computers don’t mind if you share them with a friend.
• Computers never ask you to call them in the morning, or late at night.
• Size doesn’t count to a computer.
• You can log into several computers at once.
• You can visit a computer any time you like, and it’ll be ready for you.
• Computers never have headaches or have that time of the month.
• Computers won’t mind if you don’t like their friends.
• With a computer, you never have to say you’re sorry.
• If you don’t like the feel of one computer you can easily switch to another.
• You don’t have to tell computers you love them.
• You can turn off a computer.