Caption Competition
Past Entries
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2007 - 40
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Kim O'Hara The assistant was unsure whether it was a customer or a supplier
Ronald I went to McDonalds and came away with this free gift
Susie Hamilton The frys will be 5 minutes wait in bay 1 and we will bring them over to you

Gerhard Burger

McDonalds new trot through is a roaring success
Geoff "....and a pail of water for the Nag"
Stephen Silvester Steptoe & son's company Christmas dinner
Ema At last Chris gets his new company car.
Ema Chris, Gordon and Dave try out the works new mini bus.
2007 - 39
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Kim O'Hara Hot dog anyone ?

Willie Wonka

Strange, only one nut each and in the wrong place!!!

P Orkie

A new line for http://sausagefans.com/

Dave Nuts or wot
2007 - 38
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Wet Wipe Apparently the rain was coming down in sheets!!
Samantha Cross She stood there wondering where the door was
Susie Hamilton Michael Jackson spotted out shopping in the rain
Dave Didn't stop her getting wet shoes did it !
2007 - 37
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Kim O'Hara Spot the ball
Edmund Lane Who took his eye of the ball
Dave Ross An eye watering kick
Natasha Fred felt he had a lift during the game
Squeaky A high pitched complaint was made to the Ref
Gordon Definitely a rising midfielder!
2007 - 36
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Kim O'Hara Piper release fly by wire trainer
Gordon Buxton airline company, Breezy Jet, accused of misleading the public with "no strings attached" flight offer!! 
Kevin Brelton Victor Alpha, the tower says that approach is too low
Sarah James Pinocchio flying school
Fiona Stevens That's one highly strung pilot
2007 - 35
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Chris Holiday snaps are such fun (as are hire cars) !
Susie Hamilton Sarah knew her husband wouldn't be happy
David Ricklow Parking spaces are at a premium in the Marina
2007 - 34
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Kim O'Hara "Er Tower this is Speedbird 19 are you sure the runway is clear?"
Rick Dowshaw BA admits slots at Heathrow are getting shorter
David Ricklow Get down quick Captain we can beat him to the apron
Maverick "Call the ball" -  "I have the ball..... and a 757 as well"
Anon So that's what happens when you leave Chris and Gordon in charge of the control tower.
Stevie Don't worry number one, the passengers cant see it !
Whiny liberal The pilot tried to avoid landing on his carbon footprint!
Ins Tructor More right sick please!
2007 - 33
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Chris Gordon found life was heating up
Chris Jenny had the terrible job of finding 45 candles
Chris Gordon found age was catching up with him, he had to blow out the candles quickly, before the house burnt down !
Chris When Gordon was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick
Chris Gordon was very pleased to be there. Let's face it, at his age he's very pleased to be anywhere
Chris Gordon felt that at his time of life, flowers scared him!
Chris Gordon found that after blowing out the candles he sat in a rocking chair but couldn't get it going.
 
2007 - 32
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Kim O'Hara Carlos hoped the traffic warden wouldn't give him a ticket
Anon "Deadliest Catch" had been a real inspiration.
Anon Chris visited Puddleby Island hoping to catch some puddlefish
Anon Chris hoped this was the right plaice to catch a rockfish for  his tea.
Stevie S Alfredo knew he would have to fill it in after lunch!
Gordon

Chris hoped he’d get some fishing done before those pesky kids turned up with their jetskis again.

2007 - 31
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Kim O'Hara

Parking problems at WI conference

Anon Chris realised advertising a free topless windscreen wash with every tank of fuel may have been a bad idea.
Samantha Cross Next Sale causes early morning chaos
Fiona Bruce Government put 2p more tax on Petrol
Stephen Silvester Esso restart free tiger tail with every tank refill
Susie Hamilton Northern Rock branch found to be open

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