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2007 - 30

Name

Caption

Kim O'Hara

118 men forgotten after new advertising campaign for operator services

Stephen Ryan She can ring my number any day !
Stephen Ryan Is she ex-directory
Evelyn Clitheroe Susie thought it was an unusual way to show that she had gotten engaged
Samantha Smith Jane wanted to show that blondes have more fun
Blondie! Hanging on the telephone
Buzby More than a handset’s a waste!!

2007 - 29

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Caption

Gordon Watt

Push him, Push him!!

Gordon Watt

Chris had a great day angling for catfish.

Ron Whiteside Saturday came and Jed thought he would get down town and catch himself some pussy
Ted Heath Tiddles and his mates couldn't see the orchestra the man was conducting
Steven R Smith Geoff felt he was being watched!
Damion Ronaldson Despite Dave pointing to the fish none of the cats felt brave enough to jump in
2007 - 28

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Kim O'Hara One hairy ride
Gordon Watt "Herb"ie rides again!
Gordon Watt Chris realised he should never have used that old lawnmower engine to fix his car.
Gordon Watt Ministry of Defence hails new camouflage paint a resounding success
Gordon Watt Greenpeace approve new eco friendly paint range from volkswagen
Gordon and Sarah Jones The Army release the latest in camouflage, only to discover that Volkswagen have beaten them to it again!
Peter Burns Beetle discovered in the Blue Peter Garden
Janathan Tibat Extra from the Musical 'Hair' is discovered in Jungle
Sue Rayner Wimbledon groundsman wins design a VW competition
2007 - 26

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Caption

Puff Daddy

Chris always liked to have a good supply of tobacco with him  whenever he went out for a walk, his wife wished he’d try filter tips.

Maxwell Jones Julie wished she had ironed her husbands trousers better
Manuel Rodriguez thought the extra exercise would help reduce his girlfriends waistline
Ryan Evans Sandy looked forward to her birthday when her boyfriend had promised her a new piece of rope
Brenda Walters Since her boyfriend had lost his dog, Susie found his requirement to fetch the sticks a little tedious.
Susie Stax Jane didn't think her man needed two shredded wheat
Ken Wilkinson He loved his Twiglets
2007 - 25

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Kim O'Hara Eventually Gordon decided the time had come to give up digging
Steve Smith British summer weather affects the building industry
David Trevall The going was moist and soft at Doncaster this week.

Hans Undnees

 

Chris realised that, once again, his plans to win the worlds biggest sandcastle competition had been thwarted by the Sea.
Michael Fish No rain fall this month near Gloucester !

Anon

Scepticism spreads over government white paper approving house building on flood plains

David Trevall

Nine out of ten cats said they preferred dry land
Julie Wet Wet Wet play Glastonbury !
2007 - 24

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Kim O'Hara Giles found he could loose himself with music, often not knowing whether he was coming or going
Rodney Peasbody Since mislaying his saddle Rupert had found the violin a great comfort
David Stephenson Oxford academics experiment with music and GM crops
John S Sturmey Archer reveal their answer to the iPod
Paul Robertson Concert musicians support the Tour de France
Jonathan Hind Sustrans sponsor music recital

Gone Chopin

Chris had somehow mistaken the request for him to play “a few bars of handel”

2007 - 23

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Kim O'Hara What an appropriate registration !
Stephanie John realised that he couldn't park as snugly as he does in his smart car
Peter Smithson "Roger that tower, taxi to rear of ..... ouch!!"
Jonathan Hind A proper(ela) job!
Steve Smith Try our new can opener, called the Skyhawk 2 it opens anything.
David Mike could see that the airfield insurance was set to rise again!
Daniel Martins Honest I couldn't see it !
Jezza Sure enough if you look in front there's always a caravan holding things up!
JJ I bet that pilot has a tale !
Gordon Watt Chris was always amazed at what he found stuck to his propeller after a flight.
Gordon Watt Chris considers the chances of persuading his insurance that the other plane reversed into him.
2007 - 22

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Bobbie Brownley Guinness book of records accept new record
Steve I couldn't see the signal claims train driver !
David Trevall Thousands flock as train driver jobs are advertised
Gordon Watt Hornby says its first model of an Indian engine and carriages is very realistic
Peter Smithson Virgin denies reports of overcrowding
Kim O'Hara Smoking Ban comes into force in England
Jonathan Simpson HSE relaxes seating restrictions on trains
2007 - 21

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Caption

Kim O'Hara This motor just purrs down the motorway
S. Queeze Cool for Cats
John S Is it an old moggie minor van ?
Jess Pat would have loved this, my own van.
Anon

First pictures released of the new Purrgeot 207

Anon

Jaguar designer accused of taking the bonnet mascot “too far”

Dr Snorbitz 8 out of 10 car owners said their cats prepurrered it!

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