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2007 - 20

Name

Caption
Kim O'Hara Raleigh produce step climbing bicycle
Katie Hughes Ever thought of reinventing the wheel
Seamus Doyle Tour of Ireland gets off to a slow start
Anon

Chris parked his bike beside the chemist and went to get a new supply of haemorrhoid cream. He couldn’t understand why they were so bad today.
Anon

Raleigh realised they should never have let Picasso design his own bike!!

 
James Rushings Fresh on the success of the sqareial BSkyB sponsor the Milk Race
Peter Found on Ebay without a bid, only has one gear!
The children of class 3H, Dedworth Primary The wheels on the bike go clonk, clonk, clonk!
2007 - 19

Name

Caption
Kim O'Hara Is she being held to ransom?
Anon Wow!, look at the size of her knuckles.
Anon You’ve got to hand it to her!!
Anon Chris now realised where the phrase –“More than a handful’s a waste” came from.
Myha Andsfull Cindy is seen abreast of the latest fashion
Ivor Grip Suzie wasn't sure it was such a good idea to hold her bikini top up with icing
Johhny Good Jane had to remember no to bite the nails
Siobhan Blondes have more fun !
2007 - 18

Name

Caption
Kim O'Hara Tow away zone!!
Steve Bruce Upon returning to his car George realised that the local parking wardens had extraordinary powers
Frank Stephens You can see my Berlingo in the background
Tina While you were out you had a visitor (from outer space)
Kim O'Hara Disabled car parking zone!
Anon “Drugs as bad as Drink” – Police show evidence of someone driving whilst stoned!!
Betty Ford I must have been stoned when I suggested a convertible
2007 - 17

Name

Caption
Kim O'Hara Jed was sure fond of his ma-in-law
Anon

Jim-bob always liked to keep his bullocks clean!!
Peter Tallyman A spray a day keep the flies away
Steve Bruce I bet he ain't Freshian
Sally Jed couldn't wait, on his way back from market he checked to see if the "one colour" was genuine .... it wasn't.
2007 - 16

Name

Caption
Anon How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
Kim O'Hara It was clear that since off shoring, safety checks had not caught up with the work force
Paul Brearley Simons original hoist still in working order
Peter Simkins Stairway to the stars
Stephen Rolf Gupta looked on knowing that it wouldn't be long before he became the electrician
Ryan Brubaker I do hope he applied the handbrake, I wouldn't want to see an accident

2007 - 15

Name

Caption
Holden Migroyne Chris gets 29MPK in his latest invention ( MPK = Miles Per Korma)
Top Hat Fred realises the danger of going out with an old flame!
Hampster As Jezza becomes a senior citizen, Top Gear Takes on different reporting
James Holding George like armchair sport

2007 - 14

Name

Caption
Letsbi Avinu

Delta denies it’s new fleet of planes are suffering from a lack of Hold space.
Han Midowns Luggage handlers industrial action escalates at Heathrow
J R Hartley

 

Extract from Delta Airlines’ Pilots Manual :-

Rule 1.  Never start the engines before loading has been completed.
BMI Baby Delta Airlines’ reveals one reason  why passengers luggage often doesn’t reach it’s destination!
P.I. Lot BA challenged for most lost luggage
F Laker Lost cost airlines find ingenious ways to reduce hold luggage
Kim O'Hara Boeing scraps plans for roof rack after trial fails
Walter Goeson Heathrow luggage handlers vindicated after Panorama exposé

2007 - 13

Name

Caption

Kim O'Hara

The 'Wet Wing' of Mumbai University

Peter Rollins

"Water, Smile!"  .......... "Who the hell is Walter?"

I P Squint

 

The Students were about to find out why they were asked to give a "sample" before enrolling in the university.

Stephen Rolf

Microsoft's New Delhi office find the office photo a bit of a dampener

Phil Lem

The group photo for the Annual Spitoon emptying contest was always well attended.

2007 - 12

Name

Caption
Kim O'Hara "This is Sandy Gall handing back to the studio from the nuclear spill site"

Steve Crumpton

George felt that someone could have advised him of the dress code.

Steve Crumpton

George originally felt he might have been over dressed with his pith helmet

Sue Appleyard

Yes this is where I found the piece of the MIR spacestation

Tina

Reggie felt that his pink shirt complimented his shorts nicely.

Ronald Dwyer

I need to scratch this itch without the camerman noticing

B Yrdflu

It seems a lot of fuss for a dead swan

2007 - 11

Name

Caption
Kim O'Hara The stewardess said don't inflate until we are out of the aircraft
Jonathan Giddings I don't remember this bit in the safety presentation
Ralph Tween How do I get to seat 13 F
Gordon Brown Inflation hits airlines
Gordon Watt
Chris realised that buying a neck pillow from EBAY had been a  "big" mistake.
Gordon Watt Virgin Airlines show off a  raft of new safety measures.
Farmer Giles I don’t know who’s cushion this is but their haemorrhoids must be terrible!
B.A. Safety Cindy new instantly it was a mistake to have skipped the phrase about "not pulling the toggle until outside the aircraft"
Phil Atio Dolly knew this was biggest blow job she had come across

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